KP1 v Beckenham 15/07/2014

Hi readers .

Quick one this time, its sunny outside!

The team had another successful foray and stole 17 more valuable points from a somewhat
weakened Beckenham side.

Pete was feeling a bit peaky and made no inroads on Guy Olby who did ‘quietly understated
awesome’ in a most impressive manner. Since this guy (ho-ho) could play one or two in a Priory
Division 1, side this result should come as no surprise and we look forward to the return when Pete
will most definitely be gunning to beat Mr Creek’s , as it happens, over -optimistic prediction
this time, of 3 points per game [Based on a fully-fit contestant – Ed].  Good to be stretched, eh Pete?!

All the other matches were 3/0 and one would have to say relatively comfortably since everyone
had their little lapses of concentration, which were unlikely ever to prove problematical.

It is now entirely likely that all future teams will be seeking to get their best teams out since
Knole 1 is the big kiddy on the block at present - even without Mr Anderson in the middle order 75%
of the time (tut tut!).  It will be VERY interesting to see if Nuffield get Ted Jeal out next week, since Pete will no doubt be keen to give it his committed best, as always.

Well played all - the winning wagon rolls on.

Regards Mark Johnson.
 

Mid-season league table.  N.B. Poultwood have a game in hand.

Mid-season league table.  N.B. Poultwood have a game in hand.

KP1 v Bexley 3 - 8/7/2014

Hi readers.
 

One might have anticipated a slight reluctance to pitch up with the distraction of some excellent footy on the box [Brazil v Germany - Ed].  The dream team are better men than that and stuck to their task helped with regular and incredulous updates from various i-phones [about the football  - Ed].

I am very pleased to report that Knole 1 did rather better than Brazil and posted a 17/9 win over our nearest top league rivals although at the final knockings it felt very like a penalty shoot-out!

I was fortunate to mark the game at 1st string.  I would like to show a game like this on video to all aspiring markers.  There was clear mutual respect between two talented performers who called their own shots down if I was in doubt and made EVERY attempt to hit the ball despite (somewhat more than) minor interference in a few cases.   One now expects extreme physicality, movement and application at this level but Pete managed to make the court seem so much smaller than when others play.  "Wings" was certainly flying on Tuesday and Jack effectively capitulated in the fourth game. (win 3/1)

The idea in competitive squash is that you do things the other chap doesn’t like and take him out of his comfort zone.   David played a talented young chap who clearly wanted to belt three barrels do-do all over the court and run all night.  Short rallies, sharp intercepts and loads of drops were definitely on this menu. "Socks" ran out a deserving winner 3/0 with a 9 zip third game that nicely rounded off his opponent’s frustration.

James is still going through a lean patch and needed a rather less accomplished oppo on Tuesday to help bolster his confidence.   After a tight first game that James nicked, Kieran took control and just had a bit too much of everything.  Frustrating yes but still infinitely better than not playing at all with that sore paw that now appears as good as new!
 

Mike played an amply proportioned warhorse with no knee cartilages and buckets of experience and tactical nous.  Rob looked like he was going for broke to win in three but Mike hauled himself into contention in the third and Rob virtually conceded the fourth.   My take on this situation was that "there was only one winner".  What do I know?!  [Not a lot – Ed]


After his ‘rest’  Rob came out and remarkably  took control to win 3/2.  Mr Creek’s misguided comment from the balcony, before a rally was properly over [It just slipped out – Ed], caused some exchange of ideas between Rob and David [maring] but I am assured by our erstwhile Knole coach Keith Palmer, that this situation was correctly marked as a let not a stroke even if Rob saw it rather differently!

I left the number two slot till last since it was the final game and indeed it felt like that penalty shoot out to which I alluded earlier.  I guess you would have to call Ben, Pete’s ‘wing man’ and he covered for Niall being away.
This was a night when I wonder if I have any ‘reading’ of the game at all.  At 3/0 in the second and one game down I was consigned to this becoming a loss - but Ben won that game 9/3!  Went 4/2 up in the third - looking good - and lost that one 9/4!   The final cliff-hanger after many twists and turns was 8/1 up in the fifth dragged back to 8/7 with a straight run of points.  Finally winning 3/2 and the match (i..e that last game was worth 6 points to the team). 

In my entire squash career I have never seen any player - particularly one as good as this - have such marked variations in focus.  My old man had a saying that fits the bill nicely - Ben was in and out of this match like a ‘fiddler’s elbow’.  Fortunately he was more ‘in’ than ‘out’ and defied the perverse attraction of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory with some quite scintillating squash.  I reckon there are easier ways of winning squash matches Ben and you certainly have the talent to do so.  We therefore look forward with keen anticipation for the next time that "Goose" can join us for a home game (for those who get this one, be aware that double Nectar Points are available when you
next buy Mr Creek a drink).

As league leaders by a stretch now, I guess we should enthusiastically embrace the moment, but remember to thank Ben and particularly Pete for their commitment.  A future without their input may prove a trifle too ‘interesting’ but we shall worry about that later I think!

 
Well played all. This continues to be something of a golden period for the now mature melding of Knole and Wildernesse and long may it continue.  Beckenham away next week looks like a full team again with Niall back.  They are languishing down the bottom of the table so it may prove another points fest (but what do I know?!) [Yep, Pete should get at least 3 from Mr Olby - Ed
]


(PS - if it is sunny next week you won’t be getting a tome like this!)
 

Stay healthy . MJ
 

How are the 2nds faring?

A week earlier the second team, languishing in the shadow of their illustrious senior side, had further consolidated their mid-table position with a fighting win 3-2 over local rivals Wells Sports 2.

Up first, Gareth looked sharp for a game and a half, before succumbing to a lively Ben Smith.   On the other court, Mark Fleming was surprising the pundits by revelling in the fast local conditions and despatching a bemused young Nick Hughes. So 1-1 and looking like a close match.

Tim, enjoying his lowly ranking at 5th string, is making up for the insult with some good team points; often at the expense of fitter and younger opponents.  Ben Rasmussen can run like a scared rabbit, but not necessarily always in the right direction.  Tim showed no sympathy for the confused chap, with a sound 3-0 win (although the 2nd was close).  If Ben only knew that he is better than he is, he would do better.

Mike looked to have lost the knock up against a stylish but unorthodox opponent, Amar Winayak.  As usual, Mike started slowly 0-9 in the first, but was soon chasing down everything an putting away winners (he tells me the hips warm up after a bit and once he knows he can walk, he is much better).  Mike put the tie to bed with a 3-1 win.


Last up, Peter B on loan from the 1st team, found Wells Captain Mark Sykes on top form and could not find his own touch, going down 0-3.  No doubt saving his best shots for the Bexley Park game (see below).

All in all, a steady rise up the table  3 wins, 3 losses.  At half time, after a loss to Bromley Lawn Tennis and a win against Sundridge Park, KP2's will be in the same position.

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KP1 v Bexley Park 1 - 01/07/2014

Hi all.  Sorry, another belated input.   [Sorry for late editing too – Ed J].

The weather has been so good, I have got stuck into outside stuff rather than computer.

I was going to start with the animal that is Knole 1, purring with satisfaction, however I am
compelled to allude to more of a roar - sitting at number 1 - league leaders in Div 3 - my word.  It was gently acknowledged in transit to the match that promotion is not beyond mild consideration
even at this early mid-season stage of proceedings.   I can see that the collective competitive juices will be flowing with a vengeance now and all efforts will be focused on retaining pole position even if the prospect of Div 2 competition could prove somewhat excessively challenging, particularly without ‘Wings’ [Sykes] at number 1 after September.  So it’s teeth and claws from here on in, methinks.

Of course it will all depend on availabilities in this holiday period!   Having said that, Mike and James were recently absent and Niall was not around this week  - and yet the points tally this week was still 19-8 to the good.

Pete B filled the void at 5 and put in a most creditable shift in a long 5-set tussle.  This match could easily have slipped away, but Pete held his nerve in a close 5th to win 3/2.

Mike looked like he might have a fairly straightforward one at 4 but Frazer’s unorthodox style belied a steely determination and very good eye for the ball.  Mike was most definitely in ‘Duracel bunny’ mode and made intimate and regular contact with the four corners of the court with some amazing retrievals, enabled by playing conditions akin to a sauna.  An "interesting" marking call at the end of the 5th could have challenged Mike’s focus, but if anything, to his credit, it provoked an energized response.

James was out of sorts against an oppo who, he conceded, was there for the taking.  By his own judgement, suspect shot selection and, ultimately, shaky focus and confidence let Andy back in, an opportunity he gratefully embraced and converted to a 3/2 loss for Knole.  (Still, only one point dropped though!).

David looked like he might have his work cut out against a clearly talented youngster , but Matt could not contain David’s early shot taking and unerring front court accuracy.  It rolled out a fairly comfortable 3/1 win once David had settled into the task.

By the end of the second it was clear that there was only likely to be one winner in Pete S’s game (a strange turn of phrase to be sure since there can only ever be one winner in all squash matches - ho hum !), despite the dominant physical presence of Ross and his very clean hitting.

 This match was by no means a "gimmee", as the score line might indicate, and all concerned had to work really hard for this excellent win and the superior "scram " that we enthusiastically enjoyed afterwards.  I am pleased to report that I get well fed and watered without all this fulfilling exercise and sweaty competition. 
 
Next week at home with Bexley 3 we shall have most of the dream team available and await news on Ben to fill the fifth spot. [Confirmed].


YES --  HOME game -- groupies welcome.  This team is playing some great squash -- come and enjoy it!
 
Stay healthy.  Best wishes to all. Mark Johnson.

[Editor’s note:  Pete B was the only one to improve his ranking, as he was the only one to beat someone ranked higher than himself, and the others who won only won by a smaller margin than expected.  So, no complacency.

It should also be noted that none of the teams we have played have had their full squads out – Guy Olby still to meet at Beckenham, Ted Jeal at Nuffield, Darren Heathfield at Bexley Park, and Gina Kennedy at Park Langley.  So lots to fear in the second half.

Poultwood have a game in hand, rearranged against Cascades, and Park Langley suffered the absence of their # 3, who inexplicably didn’t show.]

KP1 v Sydenham 25/06/2014

Knole entertained old friends Sydenham on the unusual night of Wednesday.   The fixture was originally rearranged to avoid a clash with Niall's support for the England football team.  In the end, the enforced absence of several others due to work commitments made the World Cup situation immaterial.

Sydenham also had problems with a last minute cry-off, so Knole started 1 up.  A good omen, as it also meant we avoided team-tying Peter Brightwell.

David Falconer, who appeared to have been over-tanned by the reflection of rays from the blindingly white walls on Court 1, dropped the first game to Paul Shade, and seemed to have forgotten how his own legs worked or that he had the best first-game backhand drops in the league.  Luckily, David recovered (or did Paul tire?), and a safe 3-1 win was recorded.

Niall found it relatively straightforward to cope with the running of Dan Wilcox, and needed few of his trademark reverse boasts or other random trickeries to record a solid 3-0 win.  That gave Knole the win bonus and the luxury of a relaxed end to the evening.

Pete Sykes needed no second invitation and allowed himself to just chase everything against a sluggish Tats Manase.  Pete seemed unaware of how many times he had to run around Tats to get to impossible balls, when strokes could easily have been claimed or conceded.  But it made for great entertainment, and Tats soon realised that he would not be able to wear Pete down enough to sneak a game.  Another 3-0 in quick time.

Which left only newcomer Ben Herson - another old Aberdonian and guest from across the Surrey border - to take on the lively John Sherman and his bandana.  An up and down match, which probably lasted as long as the other three put together, saw both players alternately frustrated with their own errors, and resorting to self-chastisement for motivation.   Ben eventually proved the better chastiser, recovering from 2-1 down to take the last two games quite easily.

So, another maximum 20 points to keep Knole in 2nd place and only one point behind the league leaders Park Langley.

John (guest captain)

 

 

KP2 v Blackheath4 - 17/06/2014

More good news for the second team, who climbed impressively out of the basement with their second win of the summer.   4-1 and 19 points the best haul yet.  And it was nearly a full house 20 as Mark Fleming narrowly failed to topple Greg Smart at 1st string.

Another comeback from the captain saw John Creek pick up extra ranking points as he overhauled the fading star Farhad Dabestani.  Not bad for a man who gets his bus pass this year :)

Both 1st and 2nd teams will need to be wary of complacency over the next few weeks, once the 'unexpected' holidays of the faithful start to creep up on us.   Still, for now we can bask a bit.

 

KP1 v Sundridge Park 2 - 17/06/2014

Evening all.


Dave Hanson (Sundridge Park Captain) used the word "slaughtered" on the scoring input and the word "mullered" filtered out from the showers as I passed. 

A 20/1 win certainly is most dominant..  This will be a short report.

The team wanted to get back on track with a good score and this ticks the boxes.  Knole 1 is now second in div 3 which is most commendable.

Pete, James and Niall rolled out very controlled and inevitable looking wins (all 3/0).

With his mojo now fully functional,  James was thought to be moving like a gazelle -- poetic stuff
from ‘socks’ (Falconer)!!

David and Mike were forced to sweat it out a bit and the maestro actually dropped a game to my old mucker Simon who is still giving it some welly despite anno domini, and still smoking (for which I always berate him mightily).  David nailed it in 3 but it was felt that it might have got interesting if a game had slipped ??

All in all one gropes for straws to write about when everybody does their job so impressively.

Well played all and our opponents were a friendly bunch to spent the evening with.
 
Regards MJ

 

KP1 v Cascades - 10/06/14

Hi folks.   June already -- doesn't time fly?

Sounds hot as well -- and it certainly was on Cascades' courts.

Gravesend after a lovely sunny day seemed like just the ticket (???!!!).

We are now right into the "guts" of the first half fixtures and a solid win was in order after the slight disappointment of last week's close one with the league leaders.

I will put you out of your collective misery and advise that a 4/1 WIN was recorded and 17 valuable points logged.

Pete joined us in the balcony after an epic win to recount how appalling he felt during his match.  Frankly, I think most of us would go for "appalling" as a permanent state of being, if we were able to look, play, and battle like this.  What a game from 2/0 down to drag back a win. Craig lapsing just slightly at the end of the 3rd gave Pete all the edge he needed to work into the match (which is much like a statement of the obvious, since the match would have been over if he had lost this game !!!)(3/2 win).

David was as sharp as ever and one had the feeling that he would need to keep snapping away the winners in short rallies. His oppo was just not nimble enough to really catch up with the drops and early kills, but always looked capable of playing a telling game if given half a sniff.(3/0 win).

These were two very solid wins against very proficient opposition. 

James has not quite got his mojo back and, in Hany, did not have the right style of oppo to feel comfortable.  Hany is rather in and out of games and when focused, hits great flat forehand winners and cross court nick killls off service. One felt that James needed another game to get to express himself but unfortunately ran out of time.(3/0 loss).

Niall enjoyed a driving win against another solid performer and never looked in danger, although in these conditions everybody had to put in a grafting "shift" to get the required result.

"Maestro" Mike went on first in fact and we all thought it looked a bit interesting if their 5 was this good!  I think the warm court suited Mike v this guy since he revelled in chasing everything down and although Chris was very stylish and hit the ball very well,he found it was difficult to nail the really penetrating shots.

I am glad I was not marking any of these games, with the ball so lively it was difficult to appreciate what was going on on court.

[As a technical aside it seemed to me that many "strokes" were created from overhit services going round the back of the court and the server moving prematurely to the tee and blocking front wall access (as a result of the very hot courts and frankly poor serving in these conditions).  If the receiver has not "turned" it is irrelevant whether it has come off the back wall and it is a stroke all day long if the server is parked on the tee and the receiver is striking the ball from mid court directly behind him.  I have never seen these given in any Priory match .. Comments ??]

Well played all ... see you next week. MJ
 

2nd team news - 10/06/2014

Knole 2’s have had a typical start to their summer campaign.  With injuries, holidays and the occasional call-up to the first team, the brave KP2 boys are languishing near the bottom of North West Kent Division 5.

Last week, we had the rare privilege of a visitor from the 1st team (David Falconer)  - and managed to snatch our first win of the season – a 3-2 win over Bexley 5th.  Solid 3-0 wins for David and Peter Brightwell, left occasional player/manager John Creek with the task of bringing home the win.  After going 2-0 down to Selina Dagger, John managed to claw back the next 3 games and register valuable points and a win bonus for the team.

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This week it was back down to earth though.  Park Langley 5th have the luxury of a large squad of players to call on, and are able to field their injured captain Malcolm at 5th string without having to ask him to win.  Mark Fleming struggled at 1 against a fit Sam Wilkinson.   Gareth has slightly better luck against Nick Sammons at 4, but couldn’t quite make the breakthrough in the 2nd game that might have seen him back in the match.

Tim duly beat the ailing Malcolm, leaving Peter Brightwell and John Creek again with the task of rescuing the tie for Knole.  Peter nearly pulled off his part of the job – but after going 2-1 up, he lost the 4th game badly and needed to take the see-saw 5th to win.  In spite of going 7-5 and 8-6 up, Pete just failed to get over the finish line ahead.

John had an equally up and down match for the first two games, before taking the 3rd surprisingly easily.  Disappointingly, he could not sustain the effort, failing to keep with his opponent in the fourth and fifth.

So, a good effort, but a tough loss to take.  The next few weeks will see the return of more players, though.  And some easier opposition (on paper).  Maybe mid-table by the summer solstice? 

Oh!  And Pete managed to break two rackets (one of his own and one of the Captain's :( )

In between engagements

Triple winner David had a chance to pose with his trophies prior to his first team appearance of the week.  David is pictured below with the Seniors, Veterans (replacement car) and Open championship trophies, all of which he currently holds.

KP1 v Park Langley 4 - 3/6/14

Hi readers.  Sorry I am a tad late with my musings on this clash of the titans -- Park Langley being league leaders and all!


The dream team was again galvanized for full blooded action and the home venue meant a few groupies were lending their collective positive vibes.


Pete had a good one and had his tall lanky oppo on the rack pretty much from the start. Once the close second game had fallen favourably a straight sets win looked inevitable and indeed transpired.
 

David took a couple of games to get into his impressive stride , found line and length and ran through his tiring (apparently) opponent  to reach 2/2 . In div 6 & 5 and even in last year’s div 4 this would have been a done deal; but guys don’t lie down and do the honourable thing in the higher leagues.   David’s healthy lead was eroded to a 9/7 loss in the last game despite his gallant efforts. Disappointing?  Yes; but everything was left on the court and you cannot odds that.


James also met a grafter who was not fazed at being 2/0 down.  I observed at the end of the (successful) second game that James could "relax" into some free shot making.  A dangerous suggestion indeed and I, of all people, should know how games can turn.  Coming back from feeling very peaky last match (which I missed), James ran out of legs somewhat, but his opponent was also extremely tenacious and my comments on David’s game would apply here also.


Niall met an ex pro and I saw none of it since it was a bit rapid.  As Niall freely admitted he got a bit of a thrashing - "the guy was hitting nicks for fun".  Basically this was a guy who should be playing at number one but pleads physical limitations with which we can all identify!


Mike met my old mucker from BLTC days - Andy "fat boy" Blackman.  We discussed whether the epithet should be "very fat boy" but I think that would be a little unfair since he gave Mike a very good work out - rather more than I had anticipated in fact.  Two games went to 10 in this 3/0 win for Mike.   Good to see you again Andy - if you read this, and I wish I could still move as well as you.


Overall, a pretty good result (3/2 loss), which came very close to being a win.
 

Knole 1 is definitely "living" in div 3, and if the dream team holds up we could, just, be chasing the honours at seasons close!?


Cascades next week away and the full side is currently available.
Regards to all.   MJ

Wait a moment ...

A long rally, a stretch too far.  Peter clutches the back of his leg.

A ham string injury seems to have ended his title challenge.

Perhaps it was just a cramp.  But the pace slows almost undetectably.  David hits those tight drops and flashing drives and turns the screws on the ailing Peter.  8-3 up, David needs just one ...

12 rallies later - it's 8-8 (set two).  No sign of the dodgy ham; just a few impatient errors on both sides.

They thought it was all over ...

A strong 'stroke' call by the marker against Peter for interfering with David's backswing during the second game probably harmed David more than Peter, as from then on he seemed reluctant to ask for lets - preferring to play the ball even when impeded.

But Peter was also finding a few problems of his own.  As David found some sort of touch, Peter's new yellow shoes became troublesome and a few errors caused by frustration and David's pressure crept in.

From 3-1 down in the third and on the way out, David rolled strongly to 9/6 and then even stronger to 9/2 in the fourth.  The match level and no apparent way back for a tiring Peter.

But not so - after a rest Peter powered to 3-0 in the deciding game and started to look the fresher.  A change of shoes and fresh energy apparently.

Peter's old shoes and new trophy

Peter's old shoes and new trophy

     

A One-Sided Affair

In front of a relatively sparse Thursday crowd, David Falconer and Peter Sykes squared off in the battle to replace James Hall as Club Champion.

Sadly, David was suffering from a reaction to his Triathlon labours at the weekend and could not find any part of the front wall apart from the tin.   Peter raced into a 9/3 9/1 lead and the crowd began to look at the clock ...

Plate Tectonics?

Not quite the earthquake anticipated - Mark Fleming met Pete Brightwell in the revival of the Open Plate (for first round losers in the Club Championship).   Pete was suffering from a mystery slowing disease or allergy that prevented him from fulfilling his potential on this occasion - Mark winning 9/6 10/9 9/3.  

Tomorrow Thursday 1st May sees the Final of the Club Championship proper - Peter Sykes takes on Veteran Champion David Falconer at 7:30 and a large crowd is expected.

Handicapped Final - 22/04/2014

After an hour and a half of slugfest, Mike Wright and Jerry Staffurth had accumulated 143 points each.     The result - Mike takes the title 30/29 30/28 29/30 24/30 30/26

Jerry Staffurth (Runner Up)                                     …

Jerry Staffurth (Runner Up)                                                                 Mike Wright  (2014 winner)

So the real winner was the handicapper, who judged it almost perfectly.

CUP Final - KP1 v Cobdown 15/04/2014

Hi everyone
 
This very successful season finished with a very close 3/2 loss to Cobdown away on Tuesday.


It was with keen anticipation that an enthusiastic contingent accompanied a fired up Knole first team to the season closer at Aylesford near Maidstone.


Pete (1) always had his work cut out at pole position and had to be focused on keeping his opponent moving as much as possible in the first two games to take the edge off his accuracy and resolve to win swiftly.  From past experience this excellent oppo needs physically and mentally to nail a win quickly otherwise he has a tendency to lose his commitment. This did not happen and Pete suffered a rare defeat exacerbated by some "interesting " marking in the second game (and peripheral employment diversions..!).


David (2) was positively the Duracell bunny for the first two games and looked good to nail the cup victory from a 2/0 and 6/2 advantage ---- but as we know all too well, it ain’t over till the fat lady sings.  His opponent simply refused to lay down despite appearing more than once, to have shot his bolt and as the edge came off David’s game slightly, so his opponent picked up the marginal slack. Great to watch David take the early balls and put away the winners in style -- somewhat in contrast to his opponents industrial, but obviously effective, technique.  Nothing to be ashamed of here, it was a seriously impressive tussle.


James (3) expressed his dominant and ever increasing poise with a worthy 3/1 and may well have been disappointed to have dropped a game.  However, he re-established his dominance in the 4th in impressive style with some great drops challenging a wearying opponent.


Niall(4) encountered another even more unconventional opponent on whom I made comment in the last recent fixture with Cobdown.  One felt that Niall’s impressive consistent long game and great all-court movement should have put this string out of question rather sooner than a fifth game, however the 3/2 win result still left David with the
opportunity which he came so close to converting.

 
The consensus from the balcony was that Chris S-B (5) played a much improved oppo who could likely have a competitive game with their 4th and 3rd strings.  As always Chris ran everything down that could be reached but there was, unfortunately, rather more that he could not reach. Thanks Chris for filling Mikes shoes and giving it your customary 100%.


Whilst a disappointing final result this has been an unequivocally successful winter season which has seen a seamless bonding of Wildernesse and Knole squash to the obvious substantial benefit of both.  Summer Div 3 squash will need another push which this maturing first team is more than capable of embracing with relish.


Stay healthy and keep fit.  Best wishes to all and thanks to John Creek for all his input.  [You’re welcome – Ed]. 
 

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